My daughter has got me hooked on reading short stories by Roald Dahl. Some pretty wierd stuff. Here's a link: http://www.scribd.com/doc/13746179/short-stories-by-roald-dahl

Life in Turdsville Nobody was there to even notice that Turd72 invested a good hour if his life last night into fighting on the internet. And then he went to Taco Bell for dinner. The End.

(((((((NIC)))))))

woke up early with pain in my ear... thinking about last winter...seemed fine,snow,iceflowers,etc.but Praying for spring.Would have best of seasons,and indeed,it was.Had Bellamy Brothers on,flowers all around,and few rainy days too. Summer sucked.Now were into winter again.Anja´s busy at work,and im playing guitar. Boxing on tv.Hated this.Two violent guys,fighting,let the better win.Taking no hostages.Thats all.

Love that video of Seven Turns!Those were some days! Praying for Nic every day.

Thanks for the B-day wishes all... :wave: Hoping and praying for brother Nic....

Hey Now!! We are headed back to the James Cancer Hospital at The Ohio State University in the morning. They made an opening for me. I will let you all know how it goes. Thanks for all the support!!! It has meant a lot. Thanks to all of you for the Brotherhood and Friendship you have provided. Peach and Happy Holidays!!!!

Life in Fruitville Mr and Mrs Brine live in a quiet neighborhood on a quiet cul-de-sac. They believe they are worldly since they live on a type of dead end road that has a French sounding name. Mrs Brine truly believes the hubby is in aerospace research, and that he can’t talk about it due to the “kill if talk” clause he keeps mentioning. He does after all, spend countless hours on the keyboard. The pained look, and brow wrinkled frown indicate a man solving complex scientific riddles that will help save the world. Imagine her confounding dismay when curiosity got the better of the cat, in this case the feline half of the Brine’s, as she peeked in the depths of his research computer in his study. Who are these people he is writing about? Rainy? Ghandi? Rick? Dan, and Lord almighty, he even is writing about a DOG! But wait, the sweet hubby is mad as hell at these people! Mocking! Slicing! Dicing! Insulting! Shaming! Is my husband a preacher man, she wonders? He is talking fire and damnation curses and evil people! And how he hates the women! He is so nice to me, she thinks. Maybe these people are Commies! That is it! He is saving the country after all! With relief she shuts the computer off, and heads back to finish the surprise Spam and egg dinner she is making for her poochie baby sweet pie. He’ll get lucky when he gets home tonight!

Going against my better judgment, I'm curious ABOUT what this "Rebel Yell's" connection is to the year 1974. Wondering if that was the year you were born because if it is, then, young man, you are addressing women who are old enough to be your mother in a very rude, mean and disrespectful manner. I am sure you miss your parents. How would you like it if someone were to address your mother in the way you speak of and to Rainy and myself? I don't believe you'd stand for it for one minute. And if I were your mother, I'd be rolling over in my grave knowing I'd given birth to the likes of someone as nasty as you. You have no place on this website. We are a family here and a loving one at that. You have succeeded in making this wonderful website into a place most of us don't want to visit anymore right now. Is that your purpose? To break up a family? Why? Maybe you made your own family miserable, and I suspect they were downright ashamed to have you as a member. We'll just wait you out. We were here before you and we'll be here way after you get tired of butting in where you don't belong. I'm not sure who wrote it, but the fact that your writing style is about as advanced as a 12 year old says it all. You're just a big, ugly kid who probably got bullied so now you want to get back at somebody...anybody. You're in the wrong place. You don't matter here; not even a little bit. Out of respect for your late parents, I suggest you give them some consideration before you continue to embarrass them and yourself. And before you blast off your reply, think "WHAT WOULD MY MOTHER SAY" if she read the nasty and disrespectful stuff that comes through your keyboard. That's right "WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY?"