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Pooty Tat took her last breath this evening. She had developed a very aggressive cancer in the chest cavity and was having difficulty breathing. The Doctor said she would not have lasted more than a few days and her death would have been unkind. Thank you God for giving me the signal that this was her time. She is now at peace.
Good stuff Kev! That guy sounds like a real prick! :boomerang: š
***Rick T. Call me asap on my cell or work.
***Rick T. Call me asap on my cell or work.
Where do I apply for that job?
A little hump day humor. Hope everyone is staying warm and feeling ok.
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor..
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do..
I do not get weekends or public holidays off..
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures..
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight...
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
Hi Lizzy. I do hope you find some relief from the pain and get some assistance with the health insurance. I have had my struggles with my insurance of late. Best wishes and you are in my Prayers. Peach.
I'm better, thanks for asking, Augie. The pain on the right side of my back is better; now I have to take another day off from work (no work,no pa) to shoot up the other side.
Having my own insurance problems. "They" don't want to pay for the doctor's visits, the MRI or the procedures (I may need this every few months or it could last longer - no one can tell). Anyway, they trying to prove this is a pre-existing condition. Does pre-existing mean I had the pain before I got insurance or before I sought treatment cuz I may not be covered.
Pooty is slipping. I'm going to find out from ole Hophead how his cat is doing (they have the same condition and he is doing this intravenous injection thing at home every day).
Missed your call Rainy but got back to you after your cell went out for the night. I know how it shuts down like that!
And, how are you Augie? Seems you're having a lot of pain. Are you seeking more treatment or have you had it with that? Whatever gets rid of the pain, you know. That's what matters now, baby, get rid of that awful pain best you can without making yourself a zombie (that's a fine line; I know).
I send my love to you in my Dreams.
The American public has a terriable memory. And all our leaders donkey's and elephants alike are shallow and completely out of touch. bahner and palin are 2 of the biggest jokes on the political landscape right now an obama I wish he had more balls!
How is dream Lady doing?
Rain, rain the sweet sounds of the rhythm of the rain.
This was written by a former Marine I work with last week I feel this is a great time to share!!
When this war began, I was the Commander of a small VFW Post in Riverside, OH. The night President Bush gave his āWe will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail..ā speech, I was 35 years old and had a wife and 8 year-old boy/girl twins, sleeping safely at home. I addressed the members and guests of our Post that night, and I told them 3 things. I think I was pretty damned closeā¦
1) America will prevail. We will prevail because we are made up of the most courageous people on earth. It matters not if you have ever felt this courage well up in you and push forward in the face of danger. I assure you, it is in each and every one of us. Our ancestors CHOSE to come to this country with only the HOPE of freedom. They left everything that was known to them, both good and bad, and came to the āLand of Opportunityā, as they chose to call it. Not the land of the unknown, not the land of frightening change. With only the idea of opportunity in their sights, they left everything and came here to prosper. They did. What grit? What gumption? What courage that must have taken? That is the kind of people we come from!
2) Before this war is over, we will all be sitting of front our TV sets crying, and begging for it to stop. But it will not stop. It cannot stop until it is done. We must all realize that. We must find the fortitude to let it be done. It will be house-to-house, door-to-door, and room-to-room fighting. But it must happen, until these terrorists learn that we will not be converted to Islam, killed, or owned as slaves. We will fight! And it will be a fight like they have never seen.
3) Lastly, I told them āmy son is 9 years old. I promise you that he will be old enough to fight in this war. If that is what is required, then so be it. My son is no better than any other son in this country. I know that it canāt always be someone elseās son. I have been that son.ā
That was 9 years ago and my son will be 18 in February. He is considering joining the military when he graduates from high school in May. I have told him that I will support him, whatever he chooses to do. I donāt know how I really feel about the prospect of my son being in a firefight in Ramadi, but I do know how I should feel. And so, that is how I feel. I hope that makes sense. It does to me. But, hey, Iām a Marine. I have never been able to explain how I feel. Other Marines understand me, and thatās good enough for me!
I then began to wonder to myself, who will fight this difficult war against an enemy that wears no uniform? Who will step into the unknown of these small towns and provinces in Iraq and Afghanistan and knock down doors and walls to flush out these cowards and kill them? Who will win the peace after the scum has been flushed and killed? Who will fight?
Iād see teenagers working at McDonalds with fish hooks and roller bearings in their faces and pieces of wood in their ears, their pants hanging off their hind-ends and their underwear showing, and Iād wonder⦠Can they be patriots? Can they fight? Have they any courage?
Then I read stories like the one below and I know that America is intact! Just as I got it, and just as I passed it along. America is still the Land of Free and the Home of the Brave! God, bless America and her fighting men and women around the world who stand watch for freedom. May their sights be true, their guns stay clean, and their resolve stay strong. And God, bless the mothers and fathers of these men and women. For they had the courage to raise their children to be Americans!
Brian Mitchell
Past Post Commander
VFW Post 657
Riverside, OH
One battalion in the closing days of their deployment going home very soon, the other just starting its seven-month combat tour. Two Marines, Corporal Jonathan Yale and Lance Corporal Jordan Haerter, 22 and 20 years old respectively, one from each battalion, were assuming the watch together at the entrance gate of an outpost that contained a makeshift barracks housing 50 Marines. The same broken down ramshackle building was also home to 100 Iraqi police, also my men and our allies in the fight against the terrorists in Ramadi, a city until recently the most dangerous city on earth and owned by Al Qaeda. Yale was a dirt poor mixed-race kid from Virginia with a wife and daughter, and a mother and sister who lived with him and he supported as well. He did this on a yearly salary of less than $23,000. Haerter, on the other hand, was a middle class white kid from Long Island. They were from two completely different worlds. Had they not joined the Marines they would never have met each other, or understood that multiple America's exist simultaneously depending on one's race, education level, economic status, and where you might have been born. But they were Marines, combat Marines, forged in the same crucible of Marine training, and because of this bond they were brothers as close, or closer, than if they were born of the same woman.
The mission orders they received from the sergeant squad leader I am sure went something like: "Okay you two clowns, stand this post and let no unauthorized personnel or vehicles pass." "You clear?" I am also sure Yale and Haerter then rolled their eyes and said in unison something like: "Yes Sergeant," with just enough attitude that made the point without saying the words, "No kidding sweetheart, we know what we're doing." They then relieved two other Marines on watch and took up their post at the entry control point of Joint Security Station Nasser, in the Sophia section of Ramadi, al Anbar, Iraq.
A few minutes later a large blue truck turned down the alley way-perhaps 60-70 yards in length-and sped its way through the serpentine of concrete jersey walls. The truck stopped just short of where the two were posted and detonated, killing them both catastrophically. Twenty-four brick masonry houses were damaged or destroyed. A mosque 100 yards away collapsed. The truck's engine came to rest two hundred yards away knocking most of a house down before it stopped. Our explosive experts reckoned the blast was made of 2,000 pounds of explosives. Two died, and because these two young infantrymen didn't have it in their DNA to run from danger, they saved 150 of their Iraqi and American brothers-in-arms.
When I read the situation report about the incident a few hours after it happened I called the regimental commander for details as something about this struck me as different. Marines dying or being seriously wounded is commonplace in combat. We expect Marines regardless of rank or MOS to stand their ground and do their duty, and even die in the process, if that is what the mission takes. But this just seemed different. The regimental commander had just returned from the site and he agreed, but reported that there were no American witnesses to the event-just Iraqi police. I figured if there was any chance of finding out what actually happened and then to decorate the two Marines to acknowledge their bravery, I'd have to do it as a combat award that requires two eye-witnesses and we figured the bureaucrats back in Washington would never buy Iraqi statements. If it had any chance at all, it had to come under the signature of a general officer.
I traveled to Ramadi the next day and spoke individually to a half-dozen Iraqi police all of whom told the same story. The blue truck turned down into the alley and immediately sped up as it made its way through the serpentine. They all said, "We knew immediately what was going on as soon as the two Marines began firing." The Iraqi police then related that some of them also fired, and then to a man, ran for safety just prior to the explosion. All survived. Many were injured, some seriously. One of the Iraqis elaborated and with tears welling up said, "They'd run like any normal man would to save his life." "What he didn't know until then," he said, "and what he learned that very instant, was that Marines are not normal." Choking past the emotion he said, "Sir, in the name of God no sane man would have stood there and done what they did." "No sane man." "They saved us all."
What we didn't know at the time, and only learned a couple of days later after I wrote a summary and submitted both Yale and Haerter for posthumous Navy Crosses, was that one of our security cameras, damaged initially in the blast, recorded some of the suicide attack. It happened exactly as the Iraqis had described it. It took exactly six seconds from when the truck entered the alley until it detonated.
You can watch the last six seconds of their young lives.
Putting myself in their heads I supposed it took about a second for the two Marines to separately come to the same conclusion about what was going on once the truck came into their view at the far end of the alley. Exactly no time to talk it over, or call the sergeant to ask what they should do. Only enough time to take half an instant and think about what the sergeant told them to do only a few minutes before: ".let no unauthorized personnel or vehicles pass." The two Marines had about five seconds left to live.
It took maybe another two seconds for them to present their weapons, take aim, and open up. By this time the truck was half-way through the barriers and gaining speed the whole time. Here, the recording shows a number of Iraqi police, some of whom had fired their AKs, now scattering like the normal and rational men they were-some running right past the Marines. They had three seconds left to live.
For about two seconds more, the recording shows the Marines' weapons firing non-stop.the truck's windshield exploding into shards of glass as their rounds take it apart and tore in to the body of the son-of-a-***** who is trying to get past them to kill their brothers-American and Iraqi-bedded down in the barracks totally unaware of the fact that their lives at that moment depended entirely on two Marines standing their ground. If they had been aware, they would have known they were safe, because two Marines stood between them and a crazed suicide bomber. The recording shows the truck careening to a stop immediately in front of the two Marines. In all of the instantaneous violence Yale and Haerter never hesitated. By all reports and by the recording, they never stepped back. They never even started to step aside. They never even shifted their weight. With their feet spread should width apart; they leaned into the danger, firing as fast as they could work their weapons. They had only one second left to live.
The truck explodes. The camera goes blank. Two young men go to their God. Six seconds. Not enough time to think about their families, their country, their flag, or about their lives or their deaths, but more than enough time for two very brave young men to do their duty, into eternity. That is the kind of people who are on watch all over the world tonight-for you.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Got this today in a e-mail not sure if it is true but it does have many valid points of which some I agree...
One Pissed off Canadian Housewife.....
Thought you might like to read this letter to the editor ~
ever notice how some people just seem to know how to write a letter?.
This one surely does!
This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also
applies to the U.S., U.K. and Australia
THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH
Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to her local
newspaper. This is one ticked off lady....
'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was
it not, started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,
2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?
Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered
that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from the capitol of the USA
and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a
horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to
be tortured by a justice system of a nation they are fighting against in a
brutal insurgency..
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and
repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle
East, start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which, is a crime
punishable by beheading in Afghanistan ..
I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for
hacking off Nick Berg's head, while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed
throat.
I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in
Afghanistan , come out and fight like men, instead of disrespecting their own
religion by hiding in mosques and behind women and children.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up
in search of nirvana, care about the innocent children within range of their
suicide bombs..
I'll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that
their freedom of speech on stories, is more important than the lives of the
soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home, to hear about them
when something happens.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a CANADIAN
soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care.
When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he
is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the
bank:
I don't care. [shoot him again
When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a
prayer mat, and fed 'special' food, that is paid for by my tax dollars, is
complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely
believe, in your heart of hearts:
I don't care.
And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled
'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it,
I don't care!!
If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your
E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this
ridiculous behavior!
If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button.
Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities
committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:
'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering, if during
their life on earth, they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers
don't have that problem.'
I have another quote that I would like to share AND.......I
hope you forward all this.
One last thought for the day:
Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The British Soldier.
3. The Canadian Soldier.
4. The US Soldier, and
5. The Australian Soldier
One died for your soul, the other four, for your freedom.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET!
AMEN! GOD BLESS AMERICA
just my opinion... but the only sniping that occurs is when some butt head slams dickey then we dickheads come to his defense... so dont bash dickey and things will be cool...
Flew down to Asheville, N.C. over the weekend for the Warren Haynes Christmas Jam, and was treated to 8 hours of stellar music Sat. night as well as about 6 the night before the show at the ''pre-show'' at the Orange Peel. If your interested, plenty of footage from this event on line if you Google ''Warren Haynes Christmas Jam.'' There was a great line-up of acts too numerous to mention, and tons of cross pollinization, as members from various acts sat in with others, not to mention the ''house horn section'', none other than New Orleans' Dirty Dozen Brass band, as well as the debut live performance of the new Warren Haynes Band. Before things disintegrate into the usual Allman- Brothers-vs.-Dickey sniping, just recognize the event for what it was, some killer music that raised over $1,000,000.00 for Habitat For Humanity, benefitting unfortunate folks right here in our own country, not in some far-flung, far-off corner of the world. Haynes is one of the truly good people out there in the industry today.
Hey Nic, I remember your crazy day last year trying to get everyone unstuck in snow, including yourself. Great story! Had to turn around and come back home yesterday morn as the roads were skating rinks with accidents at every turn. Considering it took me 45 minutes to go 2 miles and my drive is 28 miles NORTH, my sled(car) said "phooey on this!!". Working in the dialysis field, I had alot of guilt all day in not going.
Thanks again everyone! :wave:
:birthday: wishes and a Blue Sky Day to Tyler... I hope it was a wonderful day...
Got in from work and was hoping to hear from Lizzie... I hope all is ok and she is resting.. thinking of you Liz..:angel:
Nic ... running equipment in that kinda of weather is brutal... We had two Caterpillar 1000 horse power engines and lots of pay loaders... something was always needing to be fixed during the winter months š® I am glad not to have those headaches anymore...
Joseph... :dog: :inlove: you are on my mind..
Happy Birthday wishes going out to Tyler!
Mitch
The mechanic came an informed me there was a second fuel filter I did not know about. Damn!!! It is running fine now and our snow as well as a couple of neighbors is moved. It is colder than a well diggers a$$ here. The wind is dying and life is good!!! š Thanks for the Goodtime Vibes!!! Peach.
Happy birthday, Tyler! :fanfare: